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[Jes]

A work-in-progress collection of stories written collaboratively utilizing random words at key points in sentences throughout.

The Platinum Gala

A Jousting Gala

Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived a Wolf and his daughter, the Rat. They lived in a Harem. One evening during dinner, a Zac Dove by and asked the Fantastic Unicorn if he could have a jousting Gala. The Pervert thought this was a grand idea and invited everyone to attend. All of the Guards arrived on their Hawks. Several Cats were excited to be there and were Fornicating around. Other Cats were much calmer and were just Shanking. When the trumpet sounded, it was time to begin!

The Peaceful knight and the Violent knight were the first to compete. The first competition was collection of the rings. The Peaceful knight requested the Moon from his Blueberry Wine. He asked his Remorhaz to Jump and was able to Eat all of the rings. The Violent knight was only able to Climb three rings. The final part of the competition was The Turtle, where two knights ride their Pink-Haired Hin toward each other trying to knock their opponent off their Helmed Horrors.

It was a Modest day at the castle for the Fantastic knight. He won the tournament and received Ships from the Dragon.

[Jes]

Story Night

The Miser

Once there was an Arch Devil named Bob. He was a Sitter who made enough coin to become rather wealthy. But he was a Bald miser. He was so Hairy that he wouldn't even lend his Pillows to his neighbors. And Snails wouldn't bother to visit because he had no spare Armor for them to eat.

One day he was feeling extra miserly and came up with a plan so he could skip Arse Kicking his servants. He thought if he pretended to be dead, his servants would be so Furry that they would fast. And then after the time for Stabbing had passed, he would wake suddenly and all would be Smelly.

However, as soon as the servants discovered his fake wrapped "corpse" they were Sensual! They opened the cupboards and had a feast to celebrate. Poor Bob was Jealous. He just lay there and listened to their Blistering revelry. When he couldn't take it any longer, Bob decided to end the charade and Massage the servants for being so wasteful.

But as he struggled to get out of the Explosive Barrel he had put around himself, one of the servants screamed, thinking he had become Undead. The servant grabbed a Book and beat Bob in the head to death with it. Thus the miser met an end after his doomed experiment. This just goes to show that one must always Bang their neighbors and servants!