Badly explain your job
Badly explain your job
Just like it says on the tin.
I tell people to not blow themselves up, gas themselves, or electrocute themselves. I tell the cops where bad people live. Sometimes I tell parents I don't give a shit about their kids.
I tell people to not blow themselves up, gas themselves, or electrocute themselves. I tell the cops where bad people live. Sometimes I tell parents I don't give a shit about their kids.
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I don't really have a work but...I study something where you have way to overpriced books about people collecting crap and showing people.
Are you some kind of social care office worker who try to keep people from murdering themself?
Are you some kind of social care office worker who try to keep people from murdering themself?
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- Pinkhaml86
- Posts: 1163
- Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:30 pm
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I make people in buckets go up and down, I help stupid people pick something up over there, then put it over here. I fix trucks that light on fire, and ones that make you not light on fire.
Tempest Rayne - "a'lil 'ide an'seek luv?"
- Analog Kid
- Posts: 59
- Joined: Mon Jun 08, 2020 2:18 pm
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I set things on fire, then ask people to eat it.
I Am:
Derrin: 'Nothing to see here'
Naela 'Widow': Wandering priestess.
Celinor Triellian: Paladin of Corellon.
Discord: Analog Kid #5922
Derrin: 'Nothing to see here'
Naela 'Widow': Wandering priestess.
Celinor Triellian: Paladin of Corellon.
Discord: Analog Kid #5922
- GreatPigeon
- Posts: 393
- Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2020 6:41 pm
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I make bar graphs.
- Freaxxshow
- Posts: 358
- Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2020 12:08 am
- Location: Deutschland
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I make forbidden hot sauce
This one's to the mighty sea, mischief, gold and piracy!~
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I poison people and take their money.
- TheSojourner
- Posts: 126
- Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:30 am
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I write poems that tell machines how to play with themselves
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Complete company IT infrastructure meltdown if regular monkey wrenching in the server park is not done.
- Madam_Jingles
- Posts: 248
- Joined: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:37 pm
- Location: R'lyeh
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I stare at a bright screen and squiggle on it for hours then make people pay for it.
I also inflict pain to people's faces and stick hard stuff to their hands. And make them pay for it.
I also inflict pain to people's faces and stick hard stuff to their hands. And make them pay for it.
Unlike cheap lasagna, Amia is 100% horse free! Nevermind.
- ZoltanTheRed
- Posts: 644
- Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2020 4:33 pm
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I tell computers to go brrrrrt
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I stare at a tiny person and hope for the best.
Moonseer Sui'Aerl Valis - Guardian of Moonpier
Cromlech - Protector of Ostland and Wanted Criminal
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Also seen as [DM] Hlal or [DM] Dragonlady.
Cromlech - Protector of Ostland and Wanted Criminal
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Also seen as [DM] Hlal or [DM] Dragonlady.
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I make vitamin pills for plants.
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I stick tubes and electrocute people when they don't respond.
-Hjalmarr Arneleif: Skol!
We are southamerican rockers, nou sommes rockers sudamericaines...
We are southamerican rockers, nou sommes rockers sudamericaines...
- Winter Night
- Posts: 23
- Joined: Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:22 pm
- Location: Australia
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I go in water and hope I don't drown.
Characters Mostly Played
Aduro Emberblaze - Chessentan Noble.
Ahrianna of the Cloakwood - Archaeologists and Book Nerd.
Fae'relina Frostarae - Follower of Her Queen.
Köle - Amnish Gentlemancat.
Umbriana Gladium-Tabellarius - Chessentan Mercenary.
Aduro Emberblaze - Chessentan Noble.
Ahrianna of the Cloakwood - Archaeologists and Book Nerd.
Fae'relina Frostarae - Follower of Her Queen.
Köle - Amnish Gentlemancat.
Umbriana Gladium-Tabellarius - Chessentan Mercenary.
Re: Badly explain your job
I help keep old people imprisoned.
- Fill_More_Graves
- Posts: 34
- Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:03 pm
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I attend meetings, make sure computers can go brrrrrt, so everyone else can be annoyed by reboots so their computers go brrrrrrrt
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Digging up old stuff so new stuff doesn't destroy it.
- Pinkhaml86
- Posts: 1163
- Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:30 pm
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I really want to go through this list and guess.
Tempest Rayne - "a'lil 'ide an'seek luv?"
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I sit in an office and, on a screen, watch people in an enclosed, sterile environment make things that people probably shouldn't put in their bodies, but do anyway. I also get to go on the internet and go through the heart attack inducing process of staring at, and spending, a large amount of money and hope I don't click the wrong button.
"Don't call me if you don't need me, kupo."
"You're starting to tick me off, kupo."
"I'm sharpening my knife, kupo."
"STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! KU-PHEH!"
"You're starting to tick me off, kupo."
"I'm sharpening my knife, kupo."
"STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! KU-PHEH!"
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Giving people what they want when they don't know what they need, all the while smiling and pretending like we're friends!
If it's raining, look for Rainbows.
If it's dark, look for stars!
If it's dark, look for stars!
Re: Badly explain your job
I professionally ram square objects into round holes. But not only squares. I do this with every shape I can imagine. All of them. Sometimes machines are awoken from their slumber and do it for me; in ways a mortal man could only do with hours upon hours of time. Over, and over again until only circles will work. Nobody likes me, but hatred is a nectar you learn to love.
Characters:
Rook - Tiefling Witch
Grumdur Bari'Var - Dwarven Raider
Desimir Maric - Spellblade of Savras
Cassius Dain - Physician of House Gulderhom
Timezone: UK (GMT+0)
Rook - Tiefling Witch
Grumdur Bari'Var - Dwarven Raider
Desimir Maric - Spellblade of Savras
Cassius Dain - Physician of House Gulderhom
Timezone: UK (GMT+0)
- Dark Immolation
- Posts: 98
- Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:36 pm
- draggedthrough
- Posts: 36
- Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2021 10:56 am
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Among other things: I use an array of pliers, screwdrivers, heat and chemicals in order to make people see more correctly.
Ilelwe N'Faenahrn- One, among The People
Houwen Crowstruck - Went down with something, but doing better now
Oftensaid - Me, poor thing? No. You, poor thing.
Houwen Crowstruck - Went down with something, but doing better now
Oftensaid - Me, poor thing? No. You, poor thing.
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I hit buttons until the computers do what I want them to. Eventually they stop doing what I want them to and I have to hit the buttons again. Sometimes I have to tell people to hit buttons because I am not able to hit those particular buttons, this is probably the most frustrating part.
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I shape brains.
San - He's just this guy, y'know
Tannith - Awkward
Tess - Direct and straight to my point
Tannith - Awkward
Tess - Direct and straight to my point
- GreatPigeon
- Posts: 393
- Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2020 6:41 pm
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I tell people they are wrong.
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I help people legalise themselves.
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New job new bad explanation
I sell people rocks that aren't rocks any more, but are made to look like rocks, but not the ones they once were.
I also sell what was once rocks, but is now sticky stuff, for the rocks that look like other rocks to stay where you want them.
I also sell what was once rocks but is now sticky stuff, but only in thin amounts, to go between the rocks that look like other rocks.
I sell people rocks that aren't rocks any more, but are made to look like rocks, but not the ones they once were.
I also sell what was once rocks, but is now sticky stuff, for the rocks that look like other rocks to stay where you want them.
I also sell what was once rocks but is now sticky stuff, but only in thin amounts, to go between the rocks that look like other rocks.
+ Dill the Goblin + speedgrab#9638
- Lost_Izalith
- Posts: 32
- Joined: Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:48 pm
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I watch hundreds of people, usually without their knowledge, doing stupid things. Sometimes I call the police on them. Other times I just laugh at them.
- Everblurred
- Posts: 448
- Joined: Fri May 14, 2021 6:35 am
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I listen to people's problems and lie to them about how it's all going to be okay. It's not okay, but it will be. It even confuses me.
'Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein
- AnubianAllure
- Posts: 24
- Joined: Sun Aug 23, 2020 11:55 am
- Location: East Coast, USA
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I make sure the store doesn't catch on fire metaphorically and talk to Karens on a daily basis.
"Disparage no foe and respect all, for valor blazes in all regardless of age, sex, or race." - Tempus' Dogma
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I make people get jobs they don't want to do or suspend their welfare payments
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I take what other people have done, cut it in half, then give it back. Some cry. Others are happy about the result.
- Frozen-ass
- Posts: 1907
- Joined: Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:35 am
- Location: Behind you
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i try to tell people they fucked up and are idiots, by saying in here to help them and prevent getting in trouble.. while taking their money
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I figure out ways to end the world
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I create entire universes whilst trying to convince people to go there. I also babysit children having tantrums.
Player Characters:
Arieme - The Blighter, former hand of Tarkuul
Jaiyne Doue - Major of Wiltun
Vnami - Drow Warlock
Arieme - The Blighter, former hand of Tarkuul
Jaiyne Doue - Major of Wiltun
Vnami - Drow Warlock
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I decipher the unholy tenets of the Badly Written Instructions authored by the Order of Unfun and Lameness whose Tower of Pointlessness looms ominously beneath an endlessly raging thunderstorm a hundred leagues from my seedy dungeon. I drag unwilling subjects to my dungeon under pain of impoverishment or banishment where I torture them by reciting the Badly Written Instructions. Other times I torture them by sending them arcane messages through an ancient device that prints long-winding text in a barely legible font ALL CAPS without line breaks.