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UCFGoose
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Badly explain your job

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Just like it says on the tin.

I tell people to not blow themselves up, gas themselves, or electrocute themselves. I tell the cops where bad people live. Sometimes I tell parents I don't give a shit about their kids.
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Budly
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I don't really have a work but...I study something where you have way to overpriced books about people collecting crap and showing people.

Are you some kind of social care office worker who try to keep people from murdering themself?
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I make people in buckets go up and down, I help stupid people pick something up over there, then put it over here. I fix trucks that light on fire, and ones that make you not light on fire.
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I set things on fire, then ask people to eat it.
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I make bar graphs.
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I make forbidden hot sauce
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serbiris
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I poison people and take their money.
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I write poems that tell machines how to play with themselves
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Hrafingar
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Complete company IT infrastructure meltdown if regular monkey wrenching in the server park is not done.
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serbiris wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:42 am I poison people and take their money.
Summed up pretty well
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Madam_Jingles
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I stare at a bright screen and squiggle on it for hours then make people pay for it.

I also inflict pain to people's faces and stick hard stuff to their hands. And make them pay for it.
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I tell computers to go brrrrrt
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I stare at a tiny person and hope for the best.
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I make vitamin pills for plants.
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I stick tubes and electrocute people when they don't respond.
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I go in water and hope I don't drown.
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I help keep old people imprisoned.
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Fill_More_Graves
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I attend meetings, make sure computers can go brrrrrt, so everyone else can be annoyed by reboots so their computers go brrrrrrrt
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Digging up old stuff so new stuff doesn't destroy it.
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I do nothing unless other people screw up their own jobs.
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I really want to go through this list and guess.
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I sit in an office and, on a screen, watch people in an enclosed, sterile environment make things that people probably shouldn't put in their bodies, but do anyway. I also get to go on the internet and go through the heart attack inducing process of staring at, and spending, a large amount of money and hope I don't click the wrong button.
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Giving people what they want when they don't know what they need, all the while smiling and pretending like we're friends!
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Strom
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I professionally ram square objects into round holes. But not only squares. I do this with every shape I can imagine. All of them. Sometimes machines are awoken from their slumber and do it for me; in ways a mortal man could only do with hours upon hours of time. Over, and over again until only circles will work. Nobody likes me, but hatred is a nectar you learn to love.
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Dark Immolation
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I make fake things for people pretending to be other people.
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draggedthrough
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Among other things: I use an array of pliers, screwdrivers, heat and chemicals in order to make people see more correctly.
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I hit buttons until the computers do what I want them to. Eventually they stop doing what I want them to and I have to hit the buttons again. Sometimes I have to tell people to hit buttons because I am not able to hit those particular buttons, this is probably the most frustrating part.
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San
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I shape brains.
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GreatPigeon
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I tell people they are wrong.
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Opustus
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I help people legalise themselves.
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speedgrab
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New job new bad explanation

I sell people rocks that aren't rocks any more, but are made to look like rocks, but not the ones they once were.
I also sell what was once rocks, but is now sticky stuff, for the rocks that look like other rocks to stay where you want them.
I also sell what was once rocks but is now sticky stuff, but only in thin amounts, to go between the rocks that look like other rocks.
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Lost_Izalith
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I watch hundreds of people, usually without their knowledge, doing stupid things. Sometimes I call the police on them. Other times I just laugh at them.
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I listen to people's problems and lie to them about how it's all going to be okay. It's not okay, but it will be. It even confuses me. ;)
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I move heat.
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I make sure the store doesn't catch on fire metaphorically and talk to Karens on a daily basis.
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I make people get jobs they don't want to do or suspend their welfare payments
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I take what other people have done, cut it in half, then give it back. Some cry. Others are happy about the result.
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Frozen-ass
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i try to tell people they fucked up and are idiots, by saying in here to help them and prevent getting in trouble.. while taking their money
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I figure out ways to end the world
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I create entire universes whilst trying to convince people to go there. I also babysit children having tantrums.
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I decipher the unholy tenets of the Badly Written Instructions authored by the Order of Unfun and Lameness whose Tower of Pointlessness looms ominously beneath an endlessly raging thunderstorm a hundred leagues from my seedy dungeon. I drag unwilling subjects to my dungeon under pain of impoverishment or banishment where I torture them by reciting the Badly Written Instructions. Other times I torture them by sending them arcane messages through an ancient device that prints long-winding text in a barely legible font ALL CAPS without line breaks.
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